The following below was for a bulletin insert I write at our church called The Pilgrim’s Pen. Enjoy! …
In the flavor of C.S. Lewis’ Screwtape Letters, the following is a letter, from a senior demon to his demon nephew concerning an important Christmas topic… Santa Claus.
My dear Wormwood,
We really can make a mess of Christmas. Of course, it’s a horrid thing to use that word. I shall refer to it as the “Season” instead. You mentioned in your last letter that the patient, who has become a follower of the Enemy, is continuing to attend a local church. But, you have failed to see the opportunity that is upon us. I tell you to pay attention to the details! Your patient is the father of two young unregenerates (more on our plan with them in another letter), and naturally he will be dealing with the subject of “Santa Claus”. Oh, how us senior demons have fun with him in this Season!
Now, there are two ways to go about this: First, use
Santa Claus as our “distracting” tool. We don’t want them to focus on the Enemy, or anything concerning what happened on that despicable day over 2,000 years ago! Distract them. Get your patient in an argument with his spouse, who seems to be adamant about leaving Santa Claus out of the whole Season all together. Get him to think that it’s “no big deal” to believe in Santa Claus. It’s wonderful isn’t it? Our fictional man steals the very attributes of our Enemy. “He knows when you are sleeping” or awake, as the song goes, “he knows if you’ve been bad or good”… it’s wickedly perfect!
However, if your patient happens to realize that there was a real historical person named St. Nicholas, and that Santa Claus comes from the Dutch name Sinterklass, you need him to become the sort of person that looks down on those who keep Santa Claus in their seasonal traditions. Not only do we want to cause distraction, or confusion, but our aim is division! What an opportunity to divide those within their local church. Make your patient and wife the snobbish sort that they are better than those who have fun with Santa Claus. Make them believe in their own righteousness. I drool over the thought!
It’s a win-win my nephew. Either make them believe in Santa, so the Enemy is never even mentioned, or get them to be self-righteous snobs, who look down on everyone. Because, above all, we don’t want them focusing on the Enemy and what he really came to do. And we don’t want them knowing the real historical story about St. Nicholas, who actually was an ardent follower of the Enemy. No, no my nephew. Remember three important words… distract, confuse, and divide. If you succeed at this, of course, you’ll have to give me all the credit.
Your affectionate uncle,
Screwtape